What do you get
RESULTS THAT SPEAK FOR THEMSELVES
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Don't be fooled by the laughter. Dane means business. His unique approach doesn't just entertain... it converts. Expect soaring sales figures and satisfied customers.
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Looking for more leads the way you want?
With some small businesses, it can be hard to generate a lead close a deal, or even have the time to do any of that. So my service is great in making sure you have a flow of clients/paying clients coming your way in the way you want so you can control your workflow and staff hourly needs, this could be to maintain your company level of work or to grow as you obtain and train more staff controlling your growth to the level that is manageable.
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Having a hard time getting in front of people who want to talk to you about what you do?
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What is great about what I do is that I create a lead that is created based on "design" to your needs, a tailored script to weed out those silly people and have you talking to people who have a genuine desire to know more about your products or buy from you today. Sometimes advertising is just not enough, or your staff can't do the groundwork. Or you can close but dont have the time to find those who are interested in your service. like a builder, insurance broker, or a service that's different and needs groundwork.
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Dont, have enough people in your contact list to keep a flow of clients coming in?
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I have a huge database that can extract names and numbers of people in your area or industry category. This service backed up with my know-how in getting people interested is a win-win.
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Sometimes my clients like to own this data and can purchase this from me for their salespeople.
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What are Big Balls
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HAHAHA, we sometimes need someone to ask the hard questions like do you have the money to do this, or my client have a product that is so different you won't believe me give me a chance and I'll explain it to you and you will understand why I'm on the phone with you for ........
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THE FUNNYTELEMARKETER.NZ has many years of life experance, The Funnytelemarketer.nz has learned many businesses and how they work. So if you think the funnytelemarketer can't sell your product because Ithe funnytelemarketer does not understand it. What you have to do is test him and his staff out and hear for yourself how the funnytelemarkter works. The .nz dont have clients who are not happy with him, he has clients who complain that I'm getting them too much work and ask me to slow down or do less hours, this is a good complaint dont you think
Call Me Now!!!!
022 637 83 87 "Dane"
If I dont answer the call it is because I'm calling for a client, testing a script, training a staff member, or with a client just like you sometimes being trained up on their product, or training my clients up, or I'm having a break and gone for a run and my phone is at home for a reason.